Criminal Records
The records. Unedited.
Hilal
AKA "The Fabricator"
AKA "The Silent Problem"
ROLE:
Co-Founder / 3D Printing Production Lead
KNOWN FOR:
Perfect layer heights, production control, and pretending every print was “supposed to look like that.”
PERSONALITY:
Calm, calculated, and acts like a spaceship mechanic.
CAUSE OF ARREST:
Printed a client object at 0.2mm layer height, made it too smooth and forgot to include a proper warning label.
OFFICIAL STATEMENT:
“The print was clean. What they did with it is not my department.”
CASE NOTES:
Doctors are still investigating the final location of the object. Bad Boys Studios denies responsibility after delivery.
STATUS:
Released on technicality.
Jay
AKA "The Designer"
AKA "Mullet Menace"
ROLE:
Co-Founder / Designer
KNOWN FOR:
Mullet engineering and chaotic design decisions.
PERSONALITY:
Loud, dramatic, and kinda Dom Fem
CAUSE OF ARREST:
Caught eating a full shawarma with extra toum during work hours. Repeat offense.
OFFICIAL STATEMENT:
“I perform better on a full stomach around idiots.”
CASE NOTES:
Subject was later removed from the office after pulling a tantrum and suspicious post-shawarma jay behavior.
STATUS:
Too full to cooperate.